how hairy? two words: wookie tits
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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