Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Randomize
