On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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