Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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