is wine microwaveable?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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