Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
