So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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