It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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