It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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