how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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