think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Randomize
