i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Randomize
