Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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