dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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