Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
send nudes
from the living room?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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