I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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