so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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