God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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