why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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