she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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