You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
All the doctor said was why
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