so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Drunk is not a location!
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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