btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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