Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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