It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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