People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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