Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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