Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
OPIZZABONMYDICK
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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