Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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