fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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