i just google imaged poop.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
