yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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