Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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