Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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