5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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