It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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