and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
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