hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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