Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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