Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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