i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
