marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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