Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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