u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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