The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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