she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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