it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Randomize
