Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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