She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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