So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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